Northeastern Promises

I used to sell cocaine in order to buy weapons for CIA insurgents in South America and the Middle East, as well as fund my own personal wars at home. However, such patriot games are now behind me. These days I’d much rather sit behind a keyboard and read nonsensical posts from 20-somethings about social justice, gender identity or how they will be “forever alone.”
"I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer…Volguus Zildrohoar, Lord of the Seboullia. are you the Gatekeeper?"

"I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer…Volguus Zildrohoar, Lord of the Seboullia. are you the Gatekeeper?"

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